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Jokes galore!
by Imjustacow Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:46 am
Post your best jokes here.
Please do not post offensive jokes.
Please do not post offensive jokes.
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Re: Jokes galore!
by Inva Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:25 pm
Here's a President joke. If you feel offended in any way, please remind yourself that this is a joke that I HEARD from other people. I didn't make it up.
A plane was crashing. 4 people were inside. The President, a Pope, an Old Man, and a young boy. But there were only 3 parachutes. They all agreed that the President should go first, so he went off. They also agreed that the Pope should go second, so the Pope jumped off. The Old man said to the child, "I have lived for a very long time. You haven't explored the greatness of life yet, so you should go." But the boy said to the Old Man "No, it's okay. The President took my backpack."
Enjoy.
A plane was crashing. 4 people were inside. The President, a Pope, an Old Man, and a young boy. But there were only 3 parachutes. They all agreed that the President should go first, so he went off. They also agreed that the Pope should go second, so the Pope jumped off. The Old man said to the child, "I have lived for a very long time. You haven't explored the greatness of life yet, so you should go." But the boy said to the Old Man "No, it's okay. The President took my backpack."
Enjoy.
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Re: Jokes galore!
by Imjustacow Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:59 am
^lol
Here's one:
Hit me at 30 mph and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
Hit me at 40 mph and there's an 80% chance I'll die.
Hit me at 50 and you'll drive past me before I step onto the road.
If, you don't get that, it's a joke version of an english advert.
Here's one:
Hit me at 30 mph and there's an 80% chance I'll live.
Hit me at 40 mph and there's an 80% chance I'll die.
Hit me at 50 and you'll drive past me before I step onto the road.
If, you don't get that, it's a joke version of an english advert.
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